Like Last Summer,

Like last summer, I stay up until 3-4 in the morning. But this time there's nothing clamped between my ear and my shoulder. Just because I'm not on the phone with anyone doesn't mean I'm not trying to distract myself with other things till I get so sleepy that it feels like there are two obese elephants on each eyelid. This is all to avoid dialing your number, texting you something that makes no sense at all, or sending a picture message knowing that you can't even get picture messages but doing it anyway just for the slight chance that you may have changed your phone plan. I am extremely homosexual